Baked Cthulhu

(stolen from rec.arts.books)

Ingredients:

1 whole roast chicken

1 whole squid, small-medium in size

8-10 Alaska King Crab legs

Prepare squid (leaving intact) according to your favorite recipe. Insert into cavity of chicken, allowing tentacles to protrude. Arrange crab legs on large platter and rest chicken on top of legs, so that they appear to be attached to chicken. Serves 0-8, depending on diners' susceptibility to nausea. Ideal for horror-fantasy fan club meeting.

Christina M. Schulman, Aug-96